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Dont Fight Too Hard For This Love Cheryl

Friday, February 12th, 2010

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Ashley done fucked up again. The philandering soccer star has admitted to taking naked photos of himself on his cellphone but he has denied actually having sent them to a glamour model. Sonia Wild is only the latest supposed side chick to come out against their famous meat. The Ho Revolution of 2010 continues. Tiger see what you started.

Question to Ashley, why would you take nudes of yourself and not send them to anyone? If he has, it should could only have been to your wife Cheryl, but if she hasn’t received those pics then you’re in deep shit Mr. Cole.

Cheryl we say cut your losses. You are a massive star in the UK and have potential to become an international star. You have too much going on to be continually insulted by an immature little boy.

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Madonna’s Forcing Villagers To Move!!!

Friday, February 12th, 2010

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Malawian officials have forced villagers to move in order to make way for Madonna’s all girl academy that will be built on the land.

The Associate Press is reporting that District Commissioners Charles Kalemba told hundreds of villagers that the region has been handed over to Lady M yesterday. Even though they’ve been offered other land, the vast majority of them have refused to vacate the premises.

Anjimile Mtila-Oponyo, the headmaster of Madonna’s $15million school says the pop icon gave villagers $115,000 to compensate them for their homes.

Madonna, you’re the queen of pop….you could give a little more than $115,000 to get these people moving!

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From G’s To Gent’s Star & Baby Attacker Now Has A Movie Coming Out!

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

From G’s To Gent’s reality star and baby attacker Markice “Kesan” Moore has a film coming out called Blood Done Sign My Name. The film doesn’t look bad but it doesn’t help that this highly questionable man is in it.

What do you think of the trailer?

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John Mayer Apologizes For His Racist Remarks In Playboy

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

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After acknowledging his penis as a “white supremacist” and dropping the n-word being the classy man that he is John Mayer has issued an apology via twitter:

RE: Using the N-word in the interview: I am sorry that I used the word. And it’s such a shame that I did because the point I was trying to make was in the exact opposite spirit of the  word itself. It was arrogant of me to think I could intellectualize using it, because I realize that there’s no intellectualizing a word that is so emotionally charged. And while I’m using today for looking at myself under harsh light, I think it’s time to stop trying to be so raw in interviews…It started as an atemt to not let the waves of criticism get to me, but it’s gotten out of hand and I’ve created somewhat of a monster. I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock. I don’t have the stomach for it. Again, because I don’t want anyone to think I’m equivocating: I should have never said the word and I will never say it again.

Here’s an excerpt from the interview with John and the interviewer going back and forth:

In his interview with Playboy, John said, “Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigg*** pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, ” I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, We’re full.”

OK John we’re pretty shocked by your mouth today. You definitley need to reel it in and say what you really mean because we’re not going to sit back and just listen to all your babble BS.

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Kanye Says He Doesn’t Care About Class…

Friday, February 5th, 2010

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Kanye took to his blog to dispel rumors that he threw another tantrum on an airplane because they allegedly sat him down in Business Class instead of First Class…. He in fact says that he doesn’t care about class. He says he goes straight to sleep on the airplane so it wouldn’t make a difference where he sat.  He writes:

“MAN THIS IS NOT TRUE.  I REALLY FEEL BAD THAT PEOPLE BELIVE THIS KIND OF STUFF OR ANY RANDOM RUMOR THAT IS TAKEN AS FACT.  THIS RUMOR IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE I HAD A BUSINESS CLASS SEAT AND WAS ACTUALLY OFFERED A SEAT IN FIRST CLASS.  I HAD A FRIEND WHO WAS SITTING IN COACH AND ASKED IF THEY COULD BUMP HIM UP TO BUSINESS INSTEAD OF PUTTING ME IN FIRST.

THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NO ALTERCATION IN ANY WAY.  I REALLY COULD CARE LESS ABOUT WHERE I SIT ON THE PLANE.  I GO RIGHT TO SLEEP ANYWAY.  LIKE I SAID LAST WEEK, IT’S HARD TO DEAL WITH THE RUMORS SOMETIMES.  AS A GOOD PERSON WITH A WARM HEART, IT DOES BOTHER ME.  I’M NOT BIGGER THAN FEELING PAIN, EMBARRASEMENT, STRESS AND WORRY.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN LIED ABOUT???  HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL???  YOU WANNA TELL EVERYBODY IT’S NOT TRUE RIGHT?  THANK YOU TO ALL MY FANS WHO STILL LOVE AND SUPPORT ME EVEN THOUGH IT’S NOT THE TREND RIGHT NOW!  I’M SLEEPING IN THE STUDIO.  I WON’T LET YOU GUYS DOWN!”

Regardless of whether this was a made up rumor or not, Kanye you have to ask yourself why do we believe something like this! You’ve shown us before just how diva you can really be so this story fits with our notions of who you are. You’ve given us plenty of moments for us to work with. We’ll never forget this video of you backstage at the VMAs… Just as we ask Lindsay, we’re gonna ask you: how do you come to be known for what you are? Is it our fault or is it your own?

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Things Got Deep With Lindsay & The Ronson Sisters Last Night!!!!

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

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It seems as though things got deeper than we initially heard about Lindsay, the Ronsons and the events at the Tea Room last night.

Last night we told you that Samantha got kicked off the turntables at the Tea Room in LA, but we didn’t know that Lindsay went to such extreme measures!!! A source that was inside the club tells us that Lindsay and Samantha were fighting before they even got there and once inside Lindsay somehow got Samantha kicked off the DJ booth.

The source adds, “Annabelle screamed at Lindsay and the girls left shortly after that. Lindsay and her entrourage laughed at it like it was a joke, and it was pretty clear to everyone that Lindsay was running the show.”

Lindsay we need you to be a little more Cady and a little less Regina George….mmmmkay!!!!

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Only First Class For Kanye West!!!!

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

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As we all know Kanye is the biggest DIVA of them all!!! And just like any DIVA he needs special treatment, meaning he better get first class treatment!!!

For a second time, Kanye West has reportedly caused mayhem at LAX airport after the Grammys. He’s quite the little terrorist isn’t he? The Paps, Taylor Swift, the VMAs, the bloggers, the fashion critics, politics….this man wants it his way or no way! Either way Kanye was seated in Business class instead of First class and shit hit the fan because he was horrified with this transition…

He reportedly started yelling at flight attendants saying that he was demanding first class. Granted Kanye paid for first class, there’s a more appropriate manner to conduct one’s self in times of frustration. And we know that he has a team of people that make sure he’s every step is met by a redcarpet.

Just a few days ago he was talking about people being entraped by politics….Don’t you think someone, in this instance Kanye, treating others like they’re animals because that one person isn’t getting their excessive material needs met qualifies Kanye as the one entraped by politics and often times unreasonable standards….GROW UP KANYE!!!

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MTV Reality Star Makes Music Video After Breaking The Ribs Of Infant Daughter….

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

We told you about Markice Kesan Moore of MTV’s From G’s To Gents fame and how he allegedly broke “both of his infant daughter’s arms, one leg, 3 ribs, a collarbone and bruising all over her body.” Well apparently this douchebag see’s this a his chance at cross promotion because he’s dropped a video and showcases his “skills”. Check out the video….All we can say is WTF? Do you have any words for this man/boy?

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