We’re perching our lips and thinking catastrophe at the sight of Beyonce’s latest House of Dereon Collection. The woman makes how much money? And she nor her team can’t put together a line let along a campaign that will have staying power. Beyonce’s clothes don’t speak for themselves, they’re simply Beyonce’s clothes and that says a lot about the collection, don’t you think?

Victoria Beckham has successfully put together a line that is well respected by the fashion community and worn on many of red carpets. Beyonce we suggest you hire a ghost stylist/designer and let them have all the input in the world while you sit pretty…ya know kinda what you do with your music and those now infamous writing credits….

And a note to all Beyonce fans because we get so much mail from you all: We like her music, but we call it like we see it meaning that we’re not gonna eat everything she’s feeding us without a critical eye.

Thoughts?